Tiny Story by Zucherman
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A girl once told me that peeling the labels off beer bottles was a sign that I was sexually frustrated.
“So is this,” I said, then sobbed.
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Amazing.
The Made Shop: Handmade Digital
Adobe just posted the video of The Made Shop’s recent talk that I did with Nathan and Kim and Adam. There’s no live camera so you can’t see our pretty faces, but the full presentation is there, complete with questions and answers.
If you’ve got an hour or so to kill and want to see a bit behind the scenes into our design process, check it out.
The magician is amazing, but the crowd doesn’t know it yet because when the trick starts, it’s just a tape of him having really depressing sex with a woman who deserves better, but lacks the drive to end things with the magician.
In the next scene, the woman is pregnant! She tells the magician and he throws a smoke pellet down and disappears in a panic!
Next, we see highlights of the woman’s pregnancy. We see the classes and the baby shower. Finally, we get to the big day. Her parents rush her to the hospital and a few hours later, she gives birth to…
THE MAGICIAN!!!
The doctor faints and the crowd erupts in a thunderous applause! Even the woman’s father who up until this moment had vowed to hunt down and kill the magician is impressed. He extends a hand.
“I was wrong about you,” he says to the magician. The men shake hands and everyone watching exchanges looks like, “Remember Dirty Dancing?”
The only person not cheering is the woman’s friend Tracy who makes a snide comment about how it “wasn’t cool” for the magician not to be around for the pregnancy classes and “What about the gifts from the baby shower?”
Oh shut up, Tracy! God!
Tiny Story by Zucherman
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A girl once told me that peeling the labels off beer bottles was a sign that I was sexually frustrated.
“So is this,” I said, then sobbed.
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Amazing.
(Source: gandlfs)
6 Inappropriate Garfield Doctor Reminders
We’ve all received Garfield postcards to remind us of dental appointments. But Jim Davis is missing out on licensing Garfield to a broader medical market.